I’m going to apologize before I begin….

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I feel like every blog has a theme. And I stayed up literally almost the whole night last night trying to think, what was MY theme? Ultimately the answer was simple, there is none.

Most people write a blog and it is like relevant to their way of life like healthy eating or exercise or photography which is great! If however, I were to write about my way of life this blog might be called “Nights I Spend Watching Netflix Alone For 7 Hours” or “My Idea of Fun is the Library” or something that would just be far too upsetting for a general audience. So to spare the world of trying to read about my love of young adult fiction and binge watching TV series, I have concluded that as of this moment, I have no theme. Totally up for debate though on that one.

Now when I said I would spare you of the unbelievably uninteresting details of some of my daily activities, what I really meant was that you will definitely read about them. But, as a reward I will also insert some of my more interesting topics and most importantly I can share some of the absolutely insane things that seem to happen to me. I may be one hell of an awkward person, but man it gives me some good stories.

So again, this is not a real post which really is starting me off on a great foot here, but I thought I needed to set the record straight before I just wrote about my homeless event planning or petition to “travel for business purposes” or why I should not ever be allowed to talk to other people ever. Things of that nature might be a little off putting to an unknowing reader!

In conclusion (because I was always taught in elementary school to start my last paragraph with “in conclusion”), I suppose this is a warning. Not like a scary warning, maybe more like an apology? What I write will most often seem senseless or bordering on psychotic but at least I’ll do it with a clear conscience knowing I made it clear that this blog is pointless. So now that we are all on the same page, lets begin.

 

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Testing 1, 2, 3

This is not a real post. This is me, figuring this out at the appropriate time of 1:30 in the morning.

First things first, this blog is NOT about spiders. Anyone here in search of such information on our eight legged friends should kindly leave now.

The name came to me in a flash, and I can say that quite literally because there were two lightening bugs outside my window as I was thinking of blog names. So anyone who thought that I was being cliche or whatever may also want to reconsider their intentions here.

Spider, or SpidUR, in that I am a Richmond Spider! Come on guys! Its clever! Clever enough for this time of night I suppose. And plus I didn’t want to use the title of my book as the title of this blog so my options just seemed so limited. Whatever, its casual.

I imagine that if I do write in this as intended, many of my musings will be as discombobulated and nonsensical as this one, but maybe once and a while I’ll say something halfway to intelligent. Actually, doesn’t have to even be intelligent, I’ll settle for logical. Regardless, I’ve tried my hand at this blogging thing once before to a mild success followed by an abrupt and startling disappearance. Perhaps this time I’ll last longer than a month! One can only hope! And even if not one person reads this, I happen to think I’m hilarious and I have a lot of really ridiculous ideas so at least I’ll laugh at myself! Positives.

As a normal 24 year old would probably say now, “Well damn I better get to bed because I have to actually work tomorrow and I usually go to bed by like 10!” HAHA how little you know me internet. I have a fake job. Several actually. So I’ll go back to watching season 3 of Downton Abbey until I fall asleep at my computer like any other well adjusted person in the middle of a quarter life crisis.

More on that to come. 😛